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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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BP Buys Search Terms

BP paid Yahoo! and Google so that the oil company's own website would be the first result shown after a search for terms such as "oil spill." What do you think?

  • "They didn't have to go to all that trouble. I would've just ignored this whole thing for 10 bucks."

    Angie Duvall Chemical Absorption Operator
  • "If they're not careful, they could start being associated with oil spills."

    Chad Durant Systems Analyst
  • "That's pretty bad on BP's part, but it's not the worst thing they've ever done. The oil spill itself is the worst thing they've ever done."

    Alex Horne Lacquer Polisher

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