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BP Buys Search Terms

BP paid Yahoo! and Google so that the oil company's own website would be the first result shown after a search for terms such as "oil spill." What do you think?

  • "They didn't have to go to all that trouble. I would've just ignored this whole thing for 10 bucks."

    Angie Duvall Chemical Absorption Operator
  • "If they're not careful, they could start being associated with oil spills."

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  • "That's pretty bad on BP's part, but it's not the worst thing they've ever done. The oil spill itself is the worst thing they've ever done."

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DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

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