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As kids prepare to go back to school, parents are tasked with providing all the supplies and clothes they’ll need for the year. Here are The Onion’s tips for tackling back-to-school shopping.

Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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Bradley Cooper Admits He Lives With His Mother

Bradley Cooper, the Oscar-nominated star of Silver Linings Playbook and former People magazine Sexiest Man Alive, admitted that his mother lives in the next room of their shared home, where she has resided since his father died in 2011. What do you think?

  • “Hey, what do you know? I’m doing just as well as Bradley Cooper!”

    Ray Shandley Box Labeler
  • “What a caring and selfless act by a man I will never stop mocking.”

    Hunter Heslup Fish Hatchery Worker
  • “Sure, I see her every day when she drops him off at the Hangover set.”

    Pauline Walpole Light Rigger

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