Bradley Cooper Admits He Lives With His Mother

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Bradley Cooper Admits He Lives With His Mother

Bradley Cooper, the Oscar-nominated star of Silver Linings Playbook and former People magazine Sexiest Man Alive, admitted that his mother lives in the next room of their shared home, where she has resided since his father died in 2011. What do you think?

  • “Hey, what do you know? I’m doing just as well as Bradley Cooper!”

    Ray Shandley
    Box Labeler
  • “What a caring and selfless act by a man I will never stop mocking.”

    Hunter Heslup
    Fish Hatchery Worker
  • “Sure, I see her every day when she drops him off at the Hangover set.”

    Pauline Walpole
    Light Rigger