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Bradley Manning Wants To Live As Woman

One day after receiving a 35-year sentence for leaking classified information, Army Pfc. Bradley Manning announced that he has always felt he is a woman, that he wants to begin hormone therapy, and that he wants people to refer to him as Chelsea. What do you think?

  • “Dammit. Well, the law is the law. Chelsea Manning is free to go.”

    Jay Hamill Tinsmith
  • “Look, we all want to live as women.”

    Gene Rathner Lounge Car Attendant
  • “That is one nutty broad.”

    Toby Lazarowitz Quarry Supervisor


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