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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Bradley Manning Wants To Live As Woman

One day after receiving a 35-year sentence for leaking classified information, Army Pfc. Bradley Manning announced that he has always felt he is a woman, that he wants to begin hormone therapy, and that he wants people to refer to him as Chelsea. What do you think?

  • “Dammit. Well, the law is the law. Chelsea Manning is free to go.”

    Jay Hamill Tinsmith
  • “Look, we all want to live as women.”

    Gene Rathner Lounge Car Attendant
  • “That is one nutty broad.”

    Toby Lazarowitz Quarry Supervisor

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