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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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'Brady Bunch' Creator Dead At 94

Sherwood Schwartz, creator of The Brady Bunch and Gilligan's Island, died Tuesday at the age of 94. What do you think?

  • "Those shows were a little before my time. But be sure to let me know when Full House and Hangin' With Mr. Cooper creator Jeff Franklin dies so I can feel the same sense of grief."

    Peter Grumby Handle Assembler
  • "I don’t think our society would know half as much about the versatility of coconuts without that man."

    Greg Grant Memorial Designer
  • "Nice job, critics. You finally killed him. Are you happy now?"

    Marcia Hinckley Unemployed
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