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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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'Brady Bunch' Creator Dead At 94

Sherwood Schwartz, creator of The Brady Bunch and Gilligan's Island, died Tuesday at the age of 94. What do you think?

  • "Those shows were a little before my time. But be sure to let me know when Full House and Hangin' With Mr. Cooper creator Jeff Franklin dies so I can feel the same sense of grief."

    Peter Grumby Handle Assembler
  • "I don’t think our society would know half as much about the versatility of coconuts without that man."

    Greg Grant Memorial Designer
  • "Nice job, critics. You finally killed him. Are you happy now?"

    Marcia Hinckley Unemployed
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