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New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.

How Amazon Plans To Expand

After years of rapid growth and expansion into new industries, Amazon recently announced that it would be opening a second headquarters outside of Seattle. Here are Amazon’s plans for continued growth.

Report: Americans Now Get 44% Of Their Exercise From Licking

WASHINGTON—Saying the practice accounted for a sizable portion of the nation’s physical activity on any given day, a new report published Tuesday by researchers at the National Institutes of Health revealed that Americans currently get 44 percent of their exercise from licking things.
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'Brady Bunch' Creator Dead At 94

Sherwood Schwartz, creator of The Brady Bunch and Gilligan's Island, died Tuesday at the age of 94. What do you think?

  • "Those shows were a little before my time. But be sure to let me know when Full House and Hangin' With Mr. Cooper creator Jeff Franklin dies so I can feel the same sense of grief."

    Peter Grumby Handle Assembler
  • "I don’t think our society would know half as much about the versatility of coconuts without that man."

    Greg Grant Memorial Designer
  • "Nice job, critics. You finally killed him. Are you happy now?"

    Marcia Hinckley Unemployed

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