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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Brain Surgery Live Tweeted

A brain surgery performed at Houston's Memorial Hermann hospital was live-tweeted, complete with accompanying photos and video. What do you think?

  • "I bet it's just viral marketing for some new brain movie."

    Cory Hosford Aging Room Operator
  • "I thought it was really sweet how @kraftsingles leant their moral support to the operation. #cheeseitup."

    Bradley McNair Unemployed
  • "That was me! Morf was my brawn!"

    Stephanie Conley Ordinance Inspector

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