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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Brain Surgery Live Tweeted

A brain surgery performed at Houston's Memorial Hermann hospital was live-tweeted, complete with accompanying photos and video. What do you think?

  • "I bet it's just viral marketing for some new brain movie."

    Cory Hosford Aging Room Operator
  • "I thought it was really sweet how @kraftsingles leant their moral support to the operation. #cheeseitup."

    Bradley McNair Unemployed
  • "That was me! Morf was my brawn!"

    Stephanie Conley Ordinance Inspector

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