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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Brain Surgery Live Tweeted

A brain surgery performed at Houston's Memorial Hermann hospital was live-tweeted, complete with accompanying photos and video. What do you think?

  • "I bet it's just viral marketing for some new brain movie."

    Cory Hosford Aging Room Operator
  • "I thought it was really sweet how @kraftsingles leant their moral support to the operation. #cheeseitup."

    Bradley McNair Unemployed
  • "That was me! Morf was my brawn!"

    Stephanie Conley Ordinance Inspector
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