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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Brand, Perry Marry

British comedian Russell Brand wed pop star Katy Perry in a ceremony in India on Saturday. What do you think?

  • "Aw. I love when people decide to get married in a place that holds no cultural or religious significance to them prior to the day of their wedding."

    Logan Hooper Joint Cutter
  • "This reminds me of when what's her name married what's his face. Unfortunately for them, I don't think it worked out."

    Chloe Savage Protective Officer
  • "Uh, I have nothing prepared. May your union be fruitful?"

    Elijah Andridge Multifold Operator

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