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Local Household Announces Plans To Overdo Halloween Again

HIGHLAND PARK, IL—Having hauled over a dozen boxes of lights and plastic decorations as well as a large black-cat-shaped lawn inflatable from storage, members of the Hutchcroft family announced to neighbors from their front yard Thursday their plan to completely overdo Halloween again this year.

Brangelina Expecting

Angelina Jolie is pregnant with Brad Pitt’s baby. What do you think?
  • “Apparently, the weak dollar has made it more cost-effective to produce certain things here than import them.”

    Albert Wesker
  • “I believe that this miracle child will die for our sins, most likely during a taping of The Surreal Life 2034.

    Claire Redfield
    Assisted Living Professional
  • “Looks like Chris in accounting is 10 bucks poorer today. Pay up, sucker!”

    Leon Kennedy