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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Brangelina Expecting

Angelina Jolie is pregnant with Brad Pitt’s baby. What do you think?
  • “Apparently, the weak dollar has made it more cost-effective to produce certain things here than import them.”

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  • “I believe that this miracle child will die for our sins, most likely during a taping of The Surreal Life 2034.

    Claire Redfield Assisted Living Professional
  • “Looks like Chris in accounting is 10 bucks poorer today. Pay up, sucker!”

    Leon Kennedy Engineer
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