Brazil Elects Its First Female President

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Brazil Elects Its First Female President

Winning by more than 10 percentage points, Dilma Rousseff was elected the first female president of Brazil. What do you think?

  • "This would be great news, if 'first' were 'millionth' and 'Brazil' were 'the kitchen.' Am I right, fellas?"

    Fred Walter
    Sealant Mixer
  • "Maybe a warm female touch is just what that country needs to turn around its bland, gray, button-down personality."

    Solveg Russell
    Braille Proofreader
  • "Who cares? I just voted for a professional wrestling actress."

    Tommy Organ
    Galvanometer Assembler
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