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Vol 46 Issue 08

Ski Jumper Has To Work On His Soaring

VANCOUVER—Following a disappointing 98.5-meter effort that onlookers described as a "longish hop" or "sort of a flutter," ski jumper Hans Pavelka announced Friday that he would redouble his commitment to soaring.

GM Closing Hummer

After a takeover deal with a Chinese manufacturer fell through, General Motors announced that it would shut down its Hummer line. What do you...
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  • Night Out Consecrated With Opening Exchange Of High-Fives

    CHARLOTTE, NC—Kicking off the evening with their customary expression of excitement and camaraderie, a group of friends reportedly consecrated their night out on the town Friday with a ceremonial opening exchange of high-fives.

Bristol Palin As Herself

Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol will appear on the ABC Family program The Secret Life Of The American Teenager playing herself. What do you think?
  • "Every teenager should be informed about the consequences a pregnancy can have on their parent's vice presidential candidacy."

    Jerry Klein
    Appliance Repairman
  • "It's refreshing to see a single mother get out there and earn an honest living on television instead of looking for taxpayer handouts."

    Dan Smith
    Assistant Controller
  • "This will warn teen girls that having sex before marriage may lead to having to appear on shitty TV shows."

    Ruth Stemmons
    Training Developer
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