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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Bristol Palin As Herself

Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol will appear on the ABC Family program The Secret Life Of The American Teenager playing herself. What do you think?
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    Jerry Klein Appliance Repairman
  • "It's refreshing to see a single mother get out there and earn an honest living on television instead of looking for taxpayer handouts."

    Dan Smith Assistant Controller
  • "This will warn teen girls that having sex before marriage may lead to having to appear on shitty TV shows."

    Ruth Stemmons Training Developer

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