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Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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Britain Votes To Leave EU

In a narrow split, Britain has voted to leave the European Union, with Prime Minister David Cameron announcing his resignation and the value of the British pound plummeting to levels not seen since 1985. What do you think?

  • “How can British people be so shortsighted about their Mediterranean vacation plans?”

    Celia Lindgren Choir Motivator
  • “At least the 10,000 pounds I lost betting on Remain aren’t worth much anymore.”

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  • “Britain shall finally be free from the oppressive yoke of Sweden and the Netherlands.”

    Brent McNeilly Note Condenser

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