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20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

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Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.

Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.
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Britain Votes To Leave EU

In a narrow split, Britain has voted to leave the European Union, with Prime Minister David Cameron announcing his resignation and the value of the British pound plummeting to levels not seen since 1985. What do you think?

  • “How can British people be so shortsighted about their Mediterranean vacation plans?”

    Celia Lindgren Choir Motivator
  • “At least the 10,000 pounds I lost betting on Remain aren’t worth much anymore.”

    Timothy Helmstad Snack Columnist
  • “Britain shall finally be free from the oppressive yoke of Sweden and the Netherlands.”

    Brent McNeilly Note Condenser

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