"I really would have thought the work was its own reward for those guys."Diana Rusk
"Give some Irishman a shovel and he'll probably do it just for the opportunity to punch a British corpse in the face a couple times."Alan Ballard
"I've actually been dead for two months, and this is my ghost talking. Bury me so I can move on!"Thomas Wilson
British undertakers are refusing to bury the dead until bereaved families receive delayed government support payments. What do you think?