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British Corpses Piling Up

British undertakers are refusing to bury the dead until bereaved families receive delayed government support payments. What do you think?
  • "I really would have thought the work was its own reward for those guys."

    Diana Rusk
    Provost
  • "Give some Irishman a shovel and he'll probably do it just for the opportunity to punch a British corpse in the face a couple times."

    Alan Ballard
    Systems Analyst
  • "I've actually been dead for two months, and this is my ghost talking. Bury me so I can move on!"

    Thomas Wilson
    Ghost
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