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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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British Recognize Gay Unions

Gay "civil partnerships" will be legally recognized in Great Britain later this month. What do you think?
  • "I'm already yelling supportive remarks at likely gays I see."

    Tom DiMenna Bus Driver
  • "Finally, Dame Edna has no more excuses not to buy me a ring! Do you hear me, Dame Edna?! I want a June wedding!"

    Karla Strahl Radiologist
  • "And the U.S. loses another ally from the closet of the willing."

    Yang Miller Systems Analyst
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