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British Recognize Gay Unions

Gay "civil partnerships" will be legally recognized in Great Britain later this month. What do you think?
  • "I'm already yelling supportive remarks at likely gays I see."

    Tom DiMenna
    Bus Driver
  • "Finally, Dame Edna has no more excuses not to buy me a ring! Do you hear me, Dame Edna?! I want a June wedding!"

    Karla Strahl
    Radiologist
  • "And the U.S. loses another ally from the closet of the willing."

    Yang Miller
    Systems Analyst
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