British Relax Assisted-Suicide Laws

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Reds Cut Magic Number To 17

CINCINNATI—Trailing the first-place Cardinals by only 15 games with less than a week to go in the regular season, the Cincinnati Reds cut their magic number down to 17 with a win over St. Louis Tuesday.
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British Relax Assisted-Suicide Laws

A clarification of law makes it less likely that relatives of terminally ill people will be prosecuted in England for helping a loved one end his or her life. What do you think?
  • "Won't this lead to a rash of terminally ill people being put out of their misery?"

    Paul West
    Systems Analyst
  • "I have no problem, as long as they use the regulation suicide-assistance mallet."

    Madison Brock
    Media Consultant
  • "It's a difficult issue, but I think there's a time in many Britons' lives when they must say, 'Fuck all, it's gone tits up the lot of it, so no more muckin' about like a silly cunt, yeah? Cheers.'"

    Roger Milton
    Television Presenter
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