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The assault on four Iraqi teenagers by members of the British military, as well as the cameraman's mocking commentary, has enraged people throughout the Middle East. What do you think?
  • "This is the worst thing to entertain the British since The Benny Hill Show."

    Erin Van Dam
    Fitness Trainer
  • "These long deployments have kept them separated from the Irish for too long."

    Joseph Izzo
    Systems Analyst
  • "So let me get this straight: You're telling me that something has enraged people throughout the Middle East?"

    Sergei Pulinko
    Sales Manager
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