British Soldiers Videotaped Brutalizing Iraqi Teens

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British Soldiers Videotaped Brutalizing Iraqi Teens

The assault on four Iraqi teenagers by members of the British military, as well as the cameraman's mocking commentary, has enraged people throughout the Middle East. What do you think?
  • "This is the worst thing to entertain the British since The Benny Hill Show."

    Erin Van Dam Fitness Trainer
  • "These long deployments have kept them separated from the Irish for too long."

    Joseph Izzo Systems Analyst
  • "So let me get this straight: You're telling me that something has enraged people throughout the Middle East?"

    Sergei Pulinko Sales Manager


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