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British: UFOs Aren't Real

A recently declassified British Ministry of Defence report says that UFOs can be explained as natural, though bizarre, phenomena. What do you think?
  • "This causes me to doubt everything I learned from a variety of Twilight Zone rip-offs."

    Gary Halverson Project Manager
  • "If there's no such thing as aliens, then how do you explain my mother-in-law? Haha! Please, rescue me from my marriage."

    Jodi Haber Garbage Man
  • "So they infiltrated the British Ministry of Defence. Right on schedule."

    Rick Previon Dancer

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