Britney Loses Custody Of Children

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Britney Loses Custody Of Children

A judge ruled Monday that Britney Spears must surrender custody of her two sons to ex-husband Kevin Federline because of her alleged substance abuse. What do you think?
  • "Isn't there another relative or perhaps a perfect stranger the kids could live with?"

    Tessa Stokler
    Taxidermist
  • "God, I hope there's some high-stakes poker game Federline could lose them in."

    Sam Adkins
    Systems Analyst
  • "At least now she'll have time to do more drugs and have more kids."

    Chuck Strange
    Clothing Inspector
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