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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Britney Loses Custody Of Children

A judge ruled Monday that Britney Spears must surrender custody of her two sons to ex-husband Kevin Federline because of her alleged substance abuse. What do you think?
  • "Isn't there another relative or perhaps a perfect stranger the kids could live with?"

    Tessa Stokler Taxidermist
  • "God, I hope there's some high-stakes poker game Federline could lose them in."

    Sam Adkins Systems Analyst
  • "At least now she'll have time to do more drugs and have more kids."

    Chuck Strange Clothing Inspector

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