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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Britney Spears To Have Own Las Vegas Show

Pop star Britney Spears announced that she will begin a two-year residency at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas on December 27, performing the show “Britney: Piece of Me” 50 times each in 2014 and 2015. What do you think?

  • “I’ll probably only be able to make 20 or 30 of the shows.”

    Gordon Haas Stable Attendant
  • “Oh man, my bachelor party’s gonna rock now!”

    Sean Wilder Soil Scientist
  • “Does she owe money to the house?”

    Catherine Pruett Pedicurist

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