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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Britney Spears To Have Own Las Vegas Show

Pop star Britney Spears announced that she will begin a two-year residency at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas on December 27, performing the show “Britney: Piece of Me” 50 times each in 2014 and 2015. What do you think?

  • “I’ll probably only be able to make 20 or 30 of the shows.”

    Gordon Haas Stable Attendant
  • “Oh man, my bachelor party’s gonna rock now!”

    Sean Wilder Soil Scientist
  • “Does she owe money to the house?”

    Catherine Pruett Pedicurist
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