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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Britney Spears To Have Own Las Vegas Show

Pop star Britney Spears announced that she will begin a two-year residency at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas on December 27, performing the show “Britney: Piece of Me” 50 times each in 2014 and 2015. What do you think?

  • “I’ll probably only be able to make 20 or 30 of the shows.”

    Gordon Haas Stable Attendant
  • “Oh man, my bachelor party’s gonna rock now!”

    Sean Wilder Soil Scientist
  • “Does she owe money to the house?”

    Catherine Pruett Pedicurist
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