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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Bronx Zoo Loses Peacock

Following a high-profile cobra escape earlier this year, the world-famous Bronx Zoo had a peacock go missing this week. What do you think?

  • "I just feel bad for all the dumb dicks that paid to see this peacock."

    Nina Mackintosh Systems Analyst
  • "Oh shit, how poisonous are those things?"

    Steven Leclercq Pattern Maker
  • "Sure, it's easy to get out, but the moment you want to get in to fuck a penguin, security is all over your ass."

    Lee Hudson Unemployed
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