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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Bronx Zoo Loses Peacock

Following a high-profile cobra escape earlier this year, the world-famous Bronx Zoo had a peacock go missing this week. What do you think?

  • "I just feel bad for all the dumb dicks that paid to see this peacock."

    Nina Mackintosh Systems Analyst
  • "Oh shit, how poisonous are those things?"

    Steven Leclercq Pattern Maker
  • "Sure, it's easy to get out, but the moment you want to get in to fuck a penguin, security is all over your ass."

    Lee Hudson Unemployed

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