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Brooke Shields Regrets Losing Virginity At 22

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Brooke Shields Regrets Losing Virginity At 22

In a recent interview, actress Brooke Shields said she wished she had come to terms with her appearance at a younger age so she could have had sex earlier. What do you think?
  • "That's odd. My terrible body image has never once stopped me from having sex with anyone who would talk to me."

    Lydia McCormick Graphologist
  • "If she wants to know what it would've been like for her to have sex at 17, I can give her detailed scene-by-scene accounts of my early-1980s masturbation fantasies."

    Mark Luckett Box-Toe Flanger
  • "Yes, what an ugly woman."

    Alex Kelley Systems Analyst

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