'Brüno' A Success

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Vol 45 Issue 29

Wow Factor Added To Corporate Presentation

CHARLOTTE, NC—Sources confirmed that the wow factor—an intangible set of viscerally pleasing features that instill onlookers with a feeling of exhilaration and intense interest—was successfully added to this Thursday’s upcoming PowerPoint presentation.
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Technology Unfortunately Allows Distant Friends To Reconnect

WAYNE, PA—Providing them the tools necessary to bridge a gap that both individuals say they were more than willing to maintain indefinitely, sources confirmed Monday that the advent of modern technology has unfortunately allowed distant friends Mere...

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'Brüno' A Success

Brüno, the new film from Sacha Baron Cohen, screened this weekend to critical and box office success. What do you think?
  • "Oh, that Sacha Baron Cohen. He's totally unpredictable. You never know what to expect from him unless you've seen all his other work."

    Paul Gillespie
    Systems Analyst
  • "I don't think making fun of gays is funny, unless my pal Randy does it. He's really good at it."

    Priscilla Smith
    Inventory Manager
  • "I have Sacha Baron Cohen to thank for revealing the severe shortcomings and outright petty prejudices I and others share. I will now use this new self-knowledge to improve myself as a person, and be better to those around me."

    Will McCaffrey
    Guest Services Representative
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