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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Budget Deficit Hits Record

In the face of diminished government revenue, the federal budget deficit set a new record for the month of April. What do you think?

  • "I'm not willing to give up any benefits, but they can go ahead and make my grandkids' lives a living nightmare if that will help."

    Cara Svenonius Systems Analyst
  • "If they're anything like me, it's because America invested in their dumb brother-in-law's disastrous palm tree business."

    Dan Gamboa Rock Splitter
  • "It's all the Democrats’ fault! Or it's all the Republicans' fault–I'm not sure. What we know for certain, according to everything I've heard, is that it's entirely the fault of one of them or the other and certainly not due to any combination of the two."

    Michael Canty Cage Maker

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