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Nuggets Tell Dying George Karl They Made NBA Finals

DENVER—During a visit to his coach's deathbed at Denver Presbyterian Hospital on Wednesday, Nuggets All-Star Carmelo Anthony told a barely conscious, cancer-ridden George Karl that their team, which was eliminated during the first round...
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Budget Deficit Hits Record

In the face of diminished government revenue, the federal budget deficit set a new record for the month of April. What do you think?

  • "I'm not willing to give up any benefits, but they can go ahead and make my grandkids' lives a living nightmare if that will help."

    Cara Svenonius
    Systems Analyst
  • "If they're anything like me, it's because America invested in their dumb brother-in-law's disastrous palm tree business."

    Dan Gamboa
    Rock Splitter
  • "It's all the Democrats’ fault! Or it's all the Republicans' fault–I'm not sure. What we know for certain, according to everything I've heard, is that it's entirely the fault of one of them or the other and certainly not due to any combination of the two."

    Michael Canty
    Cage Maker
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