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NEW YORK—In response to President Trump’s declaration that transgendered Americans would no longer be permitted to serve in the military, the ACLU announced Wednesday that it was hard as a fucking rock right now.

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Budget Super Committee A Bust

Tasked with finding $1.2 trillion worth of deficit cuts to be spread over the next 10 years, the budget super committee in Congress announced this week it had failed to reach a compromise. What do you think?

  • "Well, of course they failed; this was a job for a mega task force or even an ultra commission, but not a super committee."

    Mary Lance Debrander
  • "Wow, this came out of nowhere."

    Marcus Candelara Systems Analyst
  • "Plus, they added an extra $42 billion to the budget to pay for the state-of-the-art Super Committee Secret Fortress they had built inside Roosevelt's head at Mount Rushmore."

    Don Whitfield Die Finisher

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