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The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:
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Burger King Going Cageless

Burger King announced that it would begin buying pork and eggs from farms that do not cage or crate their animals. What do you think?
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  • "But the cages were what pushed all the flavor tight into the animals."

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  • "Now all that's left for them to do is to stop buying from farms that feed their livestock Burger King."

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