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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Burger King Going Cageless

Burger King announced that it would begin buying pork and eggs from farms that do not cage or crate their animals. What do you think?
  • "As a regular Burger King patron, I don't think I could make it any more clear that I don't give a flying fuck what I put into my body."

    Priya Shenoy Produce Manager
  • "But the cages were what pushed all the flavor tight into the animals."

    Derrick Braswell Customer Support Operator
  • "Now all that's left for them to do is to stop buying from farms that feed their livestock Burger King."

    Pete DuMont Systems Analyst

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