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Recent advancements in gene editing have introduced a number of exciting possibilities for human advancement and raised difficult ethical questions. The Onion breaks down the pros and cons of gene editing.

Tips For Back-To-School Shopping

As kids prepare to go back to school, parents are tasked with providing all the supplies and clothes they’ll need for the year. Here are The Onion’s tips for tackling back-to-school shopping.

Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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Burmese Pythons Hardier Than Thought

Despite record low temperatures and a drought in Florida, researchers caught six Burmese pythons in parts of the Everglades where they had not been seen before, indicating that the invasive species will be harder to get rid of than previously thought. What do you think?

  • "They're just as afraid of you as you are of them. That’s why they try to kill you so quickly."

    Simon Bonniwell Engraver
  • "I just hope they don't threaten the natural balance of SeaWorld."

    Rebecca Edgar Painter
  • "I see no other option but to abandon Florida to the snakes."

    Kirk Landon Unemployed

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