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Bush 41 Christens Navy Ship

Recently, President George H.W. Bush christened a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier bearing his name. What do you think?
  • "That's a bad idea. The last thing George Bush named after himself sank pretty fast."

    Brenna Gold
    Herbalist
  • "I must say I found it much more touching when Barbara christened the first nuclear-powered kindergarten."

    Jack Lay
    Soap Maker
  • "See this is the difference between us and North Korea. We use our nuclear power for peaceful purposes like boating."

    Robert Ronson
    Systems Analyst
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