Bush And Blair's Nobel Nomination

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Bush And Blair's Nobel Nomination

Last week, President Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair were nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for winning the war in Iraq. What do you think?
  • "Man, this must've been a pretty shitty year for peacemakers."

    Andrea Barker
    Physical Therapist
  • "If they win, they would join the esteemed ranks of Henry Kissinger and Yasser Arafat."

    Teri Hyde
    Homemaker
  • "Well, they did go to war when the entire rest of the world was opposed, so I suppose they deserve it. Wait, that came out wrong."

    Wayne King
    Systems Analyst
  • "What, were the Powerpuff Girls too fictional or something?"

    Marcus Anderson
    Lawyer
  • "Nominated by the grateful Iraqi people, no doubt."

    Bobby Thakker
    Delivery Driver
  • "It's about time. I'm sick of them always giving the Peace Prize to all those fucking pacifists."

    Ron Hadler
    Electrician
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