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Bush And The ABM Treaty

Worried about nuclear attacks by terrorists and rogue states, President Bush pulled out of the ABM treaty in the hopes of building a missile shield. What do you think?
  • "This is a wise move on Bush's part, considering the fact that terrorists possess elaborate launching systems capable of firing nuclear missiles into space."

    Larry Edwards Systems Analyst
  • "It's reassuring to know that, after everything that's happened in the past three months, there's still irrefutable proof that Bush is a dick."

    Marjorie Ready Student
  • "The ABM treaty was a noble but ultimately flawed idea that hindered our ability to bomb the fuck out of countries we don't like."

    Will Lathon Auto Mechanic
  • "As a full-blooded Native American, I'd like to know why everyone's acting so goddamned surprised."

    Leonard Whitecloud Cashier
  • "A missile-defense system is all the more vital now that we've pissed off Russia so bad."

    Thomas Provenza Lawyer
  • "This shield will protect us from terrorists who steal radioactive industrial-waste materials and build 'dirty bombs' aimed at subways, bridges, and other public spaces, right? Phew."

    Lauren Keith Dental Hygienist


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