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Bush Endorses Romney

Following a speech in Washington, former president George W. Bush offered an impromptu endorsement of candidate Mitt Romney to reporters. What do you think?

  • “Boom, now Romney carries Fort Worth just like that.”

    Anthony Morgan Quality Control Tester
  • “This is going to put all those people who supported both Bush and Obama in a real bind.”

    James Bacon Unemployed
  • “Yeah, but it doesn’t really carry any weight unless Bush gave him a nickname like ‘Floppy Toppy’ or something.”

    Cynthia Crosby Window-Shade Estimator

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