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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Bush Gets First Veto Override

For the first time in Bush's seven-year presidency, the Senate overrode a veto, for a water resources bill that would preserve wetlands. What do you think?
  • "Well, it's not quite bringing the troops home, but I guess it's at least a fairly pointless expression of the people's will."

    Carl Moleman Systems Analyst
  • "I wouldn't get too cocky, I bet the president can still find a way to screw up those wetlands."

    Cynthia Withers Optician
  • "While this might classify as a check, I don't think it quite balances anything."

    Frank Mahoney Window Installer

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