Bush: Keep Abstinence In AIDS Plan

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Bush: Keep Abstinence In AIDS Plan

President Bush wants to keep a contested provision in his global AIDS package in which one-third of all prevention spending goes to abstinence education. What do you think?
  • "How much was allocated to dry-humping and finger-banging education?"

    Roger Davidson
    Health Inspector
  • "This is fine as long as the other two-thirds is going towards funding cutting-edge abstinence research."

    Amanda Troughton
    Apartment Manager
  • "Exactly how much money does it cost to tell people not to have sex with each other?"

    Duncan Pertwee
    Library Aide
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