Bush Knew About Katrina

In This Section

Vol 42 Issue 09

Japanese Cars On Top

Every automobile in Consumer Reports’ list of the top 10 cars in the U.S. is Japanese-made. What do you think?

Sex Pistols Shun Rock Honor

The Sex Pistols are refusing to play at the ceremony during which they will be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. What do you...
End Of Section
  • More News
TV Listings
Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

Special Coverage

Originality

  • Restaurant Gives Totally Unwanted Twist To Mexican Cuisine

    BERKELEY, CA—Claiming that the eatery was already generating a buzz among locals with its “East Meets Mex” flavors, owners of the Bento Burrito location on Shattuck Avenue explained to reporters Tuesday how their new restaurant offers a ...

Healthy Living

  • The Onion’s Guide To Gym Etiquette

    Every new year brings a surge in gym membership from new members nicknamed “resolutionists,” many of whom may be unaware that there are unspoken rules everyone must observe when working out.

Bush Knew About Katrina

In spite of his assertions to the contrary, reports say that Bush was informed of the worst-case scenario surrounding Hurricane Katrina, and was even videotaped being briefed. What do you think?
  • "That video was taken way out of context. If you step back and view it as just another mistake made by the administration, it's not that bad at all."

    Wally Cox
    Rental-Car Associate
  • "All this proves is he attended the meeting. There's absolutely no evidence to suggest that he was actually listening."

    Heather North
    Tuck Pointer
  • "Well, he cared enough to sit through an entire boring meeting about it."

    Alan Hewitt
    Systems Analyst
Jump to next story

Onion Video

Watch More