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Bush Lifts Offshore Drilling Ban

To give the appearance of combating high oil prices, President Bush lifted a long-standing executive order prohibiting offshore drilling. What do you think?
  • "How does that lower oil prices? Would it be like a farmers' market, where I drive down to the Gulf Coast and buy barrels of crude direct? "

    Gretchen McEneaney Systems Analyst
  • "Of course—he's thinking 'legacy'."

    Brian Piper Computer Salesperson
  • "Is there a ban on printing more money? If so he should lift that too and fix the economy while he's at it."

    Don O'Connor Painter

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