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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Bush Pictured With Abramoff

According to a recent article in Time, scandal-tainted lobbyist Jack Abramoff has been pictured with President Bush on no fewer than six occasions. What do you think?
  • "Especially incriminating is the 1970 photo of the two men sitting near one another at an anti-Vietnam rally."

    Jennie Smith Systems Analyst
  • "Can you blame them? Who can resist buying the photographs that are taken when you're screaming your head off during roller-coaster rides?"

    Robert Cordell Product Tester
  • "Those photos are no big deal; my understanding is that Bush also asked Abramoff for his autograph numerous times."

    Brett Wean General Manager

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