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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Bush Pictured With Abramoff

According to a recent article in Time, scandal-tainted lobbyist Jack Abramoff has been pictured with President Bush on no fewer than six occasions. What do you think?
  • "Especially incriminating is the 1970 photo of the two men sitting near one another at an anti-Vietnam rally."

    Jennie Smith Systems Analyst
  • "Can you blame them? Who can resist buying the photographs that are taken when you're screaming your head off during roller-coaster rides?"

    Robert Cordell Product Tester
  • "Those photos are no big deal; my understanding is that Bush also asked Abramoff for his autograph numerous times."

    Brett Wean General Manager
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