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Bush Pictured With Abramoff

According to a recent article in Time, scandal-tainted lobbyist Jack Abramoff has been pictured with President Bush on no fewer than six occasions. What do you think?
  • "Especially incriminating is the 1970 photo of the two men sitting near one another at an anti-Vietnam rally."

    Jennie Smith Systems Analyst
  • "Can you blame them? Who can resist buying the photographs that are taken when you're screaming your head off during roller-coaster rides?"

    Robert Cordell Product Tester
  • "Those photos are no big deal; my understanding is that Bush also asked Abramoff for his autograph numerous times."

    Brett Wean General Manager


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