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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Bush Promotes Hydrogen As Alternative Fuel Source

President Bush gave an Earth Day address in California reaffirming his commitment to hydrogen as the alternative fuel of the future. What do you think?
  • "I don't know much about hydrogen, but if you can soak a rag in it or just sniff it straight from the can, I'm all for it."

    Dan Kinicki Jeweler
  • "If Bush is trying to save the environment, we must be in worse shape than I thought."

    Jackie Kennedy Computer Repair Tech
  • "He knows we're talking about cars and not bombs, right?"

    Scott Haalstrom Grocer

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