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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Bush Seals Seized Records

President Bush recently ordered records seized by the FBI from Rep. William Jefferson's office sealed from investigators for 45 days. What do you think?
  • "It's good to see that Republicans and Democrats in Congress can agree that it's important to cover your ass."

    Bath Karminski Stereo Salesperson
  • "Now this investigation can proceed without being tainted by evidence."

    Dave Wood Systems Analyst
  • "Hey, I'm an investigator, and that's a 45-day vacation I'm willing to take."

    Miles Holden FBI Investigator

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