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Trump Casually Informs Pence He Going To Make One Or Two Appearances During Speech

CLEVELAND—Pulling his running mate aside backstage at the Republican National Convention just minutes before the Indiana governor was scheduled to formally accept the party’s vice presidential nomination, GOP candidate Donald Trump casually informed Mike Pence that he would probably make one or two quick appearances during the Midwestern conservative’s headlining speech tonight.

‘Heed My Tragic Story Well, Friends, For You Could Just As Easily Be Me,’ Says Chris Christie In Haunting RNC Speech

CLEVELAND—A thrall sweeping over the assembled GOP officials and party members Tuesday as he recounted his chilling tale of hubris, New Jersey governor Chris Christie reportedly entreated those at the Republican National Convention to consider the sad story of his own dizzying rise and ignominious fall, offering a bitter warning to all in attendance that his terrible fate could befall any one of them.
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Bush Takes The Lead

Gaining steam after last week's Republican National Convention, presidential candidate George W. Bush enjoys a strong lead over Al Gore in the polls. What do you think about his recent surge?
  • "Unless Gore can somehow manage to appear on TV before Election Day, Bush would appear to have this thing wrapped."

    Felicia Noonan Speech Pathologist
  • "The Republican convention may have boosted Bush's standing, but some credit must go to his website, www.hot-bush.gov."

    Pete Walker Cab Driver
  • "I usually vote Democrat. On the other hand, that was a lot of confetti they dropped on Bush."

    Rob Weatherspoon Systems Analyst
  • "I was in Philadelphia for RepubCon 2000, and I got this awesome limited-edition Dick Cheney latex mask."

    Denny Young Graphic Designer
  • "I just ate breakfast, and I'm now voting for Cap'n Crunch."

    Tina Devane Waitress
  • "Politics today are so corrupt. Whoever raises the most money wins. Well, the American people are fed up, and they will make their disgust known by voting either for George W. Bush or Al Gore."

    Richard Baer Ophthalmologist

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