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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Bush Takes The Lead

Gaining steam after last week's Republican National Convention, presidential candidate George W. Bush enjoys a strong lead over Al Gore in the polls. What do you think about his recent surge?
  • "Unless Gore can somehow manage to appear on TV before Election Day, Bush would appear to have this thing wrapped."

    Felicia Noonan Speech Pathologist
  • "The Republican convention may have boosted Bush's standing, but some credit must go to his website, www.hot-bush.gov."

    Pete Walker Cab Driver
  • "I usually vote Democrat. On the other hand, that was a lot of confetti they dropped on Bush."

    Rob Weatherspoon Systems Analyst
  • "I was in Philadelphia for RepubCon 2000, and I got this awesome limited-edition Dick Cheney latex mask."

    Denny Young Graphic Designer
  • "I just ate breakfast, and I'm now voting for Cap'n Crunch."

    Tina Devane Waitress
  • "Politics today are so corrupt. Whoever raises the most money wins. Well, the American people are fed up, and they will make their disgust known by voting either for George W. Bush or Al Gore."

    Richard Baer Ophthalmologist

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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

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