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What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?

Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group.
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Bush Targeted Al-Jazeera?

According to a leaked memo, President Bush talked about targeting the headquarters of Arabic news station Al-Jazeera in a meeting with Tony Blair in 2004. What do you think?
  • "What, don't we have perfectly good TV stations to bomb right here in America?"

    Nate Hare Roofer
  • "God… Okay, so the president of the United States has to watch every single word he says now?"

    Edna Donn Loan Interviewer
  • "He did, but it wasn't for political reasons…Bush was upset because Al-Jazeera had canceled his favorite executions program."

    Geoffrey Battle Veterinary Technician

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