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Bush Targeted Al-Jazeera?

According to a leaked memo, President Bush talked about targeting the headquarters of Arabic news station Al-Jazeera in a meeting with Tony Blair in 2004. What do you think?
  • "What, don't we have perfectly good TV stations to bomb right here in America?"

    Nate Hare Roofer
  • "God… Okay, so the president of the United States has to watch every single word he says now?"

    Edna Donn Loan Interviewer
  • "He did, but it wasn't for political reasons…Bush was upset because Al-Jazeera had canceled his favorite executions program."

    Geoffrey Battle Veterinary Technician

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