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Bush To Veto Torture Ban?

The Senate recently approved a ban on torture with a 90-9 vote, but the White House is threatening to veto the bill. What do you think?
  • "I never know when the White House is kidding anymore."

    Anna Lyndon Chemical Engineer
  • "Unless these enemies of the United States are captured, made really angry and resentful through embarrassing torture, then released, we will never stop terrorism."

    Joseph Teague Adjustment Clerk
  • "Perhaps they could do what they always do and just torture people anyway, then let the pictures tell the success story."

    Ian Bricke Systems Analyst

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