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Trump Casually Informs Pence He Going To Make One Or Two Appearances During Speech

CLEVELAND—Pulling his running mate aside backstage at the Republican National Convention just minutes before the Indiana governor was scheduled to formally accept the party’s vice presidential nomination, GOP candidate Donald Trump casually informed Mike Pence that he would probably make one or two quick appearances during the Midwestern conservative’s headlining speech tonight.

‘Heed My Tragic Story Well, Friends, For You Could Just As Easily Be Me,’ Says Chris Christie In Haunting RNC Speech

CLEVELAND—A thrall sweeping over the assembled GOP officials and party members Tuesday as he recounted his chilling tale of hubris, New Jersey governor Chris Christie reportedly entreated those at the Republican National Convention to consider the sad story of his own dizzying rise and ignominious fall, offering a bitter warning to all in attendance that his terrible fate could befall any one of them.
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Bush To Withdraw 30,000 Troops

President Bush announced a plan to withdraw 30,000 troops by next summer. What do you think?
  • "I hope he hasn't picked out the specific 30,000 troops already, because by next August it will be more like 13,500."

    Tanya Shields Systems Analyst
  • "Wow, I'm surprised. That's nearly a perfect amount of troops given the average of every American's opinion."

    Rick Shields Grocery Wholesaler
  • "Good. Now we don't have to talk about Iraq again until then."

    Larry Harvey Poker Dealer

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