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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Bush's African Tour

President Bush recently returned from a tour of Africa that supporters say signals U.S. commitment to tackling the continent's problems. What do you think?
  • "This trip demonstrates strong support for Africa in a way that adequate humanitarian aid never could."

    Roland Sutton Purchasing Manager
  • "All I ever hear is Bush, Bush, Bush. When are we getting a new president?"

    Jay McDaniel Conveyor Operator
  • "Did he get his picture taken next to a big pile of skulls? That'd be awesome."

    Hector Castillo Aircraft Mechanic
  • "Africa?! But that place is dangerous! What if he'd been hurt?!"

    Helene Rhodes Teacher
  • "I pray Bush steered clear of Anansi, the trickster spider-god. If not, the president may have learned a few lessons in a manner he didn't appreciate."

    Duane Carr Systems Analyst
  • "Thank God Strom Thurmond didn't live to see a member of the GOP do this."

    Dena Hardy Procurement Clerk

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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

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