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Nauseatingly Precious NYC Couples To Walk Around In Rain

The Onion Weather Center looks at New York City where heavy rain causes obnoxious loving couples to come out and walk around the city like a bunch of assholes who have never seen rain before, and an impending blackout gives the city's working class its...

What You Need To Know About The Trump Administration’s Ties To Russia

New revelations from the U.S. intelligence community about potentially illegal communications between members of the Trump administration and Russian officials, which led to Michael Flynn resigning as national security advisor Monday, have increased calls for a wider investigation of Trump’s murky ties to Russia. Here’s what you need to know.

What’s Next For Hillary Clinton?

Despite her presidential loss, Hillary Clinton is making moves to secure her legacy and stay a relevant voice in American politics. Here are some of her future plans:
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Bush's African Tour

President Bush recently returned from a tour of Africa that supporters say signals U.S. commitment to tackling the continent's problems. What do you think?
  • "This trip demonstrates strong support for Africa in a way that adequate humanitarian aid never could."

    Roland Sutton Purchasing Manager
  • "All I ever hear is Bush, Bush, Bush. When are we getting a new president?"

    Jay McDaniel Conveyor Operator
  • "Did he get his picture taken next to a big pile of skulls? That'd be awesome."

    Hector Castillo Aircraft Mechanic
  • "Africa?! But that place is dangerous! What if he'd been hurt?!"

    Helene Rhodes Teacher
  • "I pray Bush steered clear of Anansi, the trickster spider-god. If not, the president may have learned a few lessons in a manner he didn't appreciate."

    Duane Carr Systems Analyst
  • "Thank God Strom Thurmond didn't live to see a member of the GOP do this."

    Dena Hardy Procurement Clerk
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