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Rural Working-Class Archbishops Come Out In Droves To Welcome Trump To Vatican

VATICAN CITY—Arriving in their dusty pickup trucks from as far away as the dioceses of Oria and Locri-Gerace to express their support for a leader who they say embodies their interests and defends their way of life, droves of rural working-class archbishops reportedly poured into St. Peter’s Square today to greet U.S. president Donald Trump during his visit to the Vatican.

Trump: ‘I Am A Very Stupid Human Being’

WASHINGTON—Responding to a damning ‘Washington Post’ report alleging he had shared highly classified information with Russian officials, President Donald Trump addressed the concerns of the press, his fellow government officials, and the public at large Tuesday by announcing that he was an incredibly stupid human being.

Escalating Tensions Lead Trump To Shake Up Inner Circle Of TV Programs

WASHINGTON—Saying the decision arose out of the necessity to weed out certain key members whose values no longer aligned with the president’s, White House spokesman Sean Spicer told reporters Thursday that escalating tensions have led President Trump to shake up his inner circle of television programs.
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Bush's African Tour

President Bush recently returned from a tour of Africa that supporters say signals U.S. commitment to tackling the continent's problems. What do you think?
  • "This trip demonstrates strong support for Africa in a way that adequate humanitarian aid never could."

    Roland Sutton Purchasing Manager
  • "All I ever hear is Bush, Bush, Bush. When are we getting a new president?"

    Jay McDaniel Conveyor Operator
  • "Did he get his picture taken next to a big pile of skulls? That'd be awesome."

    Hector Castillo Aircraft Mechanic
  • "Africa?! But that place is dangerous! What if he'd been hurt?!"

    Helene Rhodes Teacher
  • "I pray Bush steered clear of Anansi, the trickster spider-god. If not, the president may have learned a few lessons in a manner he didn't appreciate."

    Duane Carr Systems Analyst
  • "Thank God Strom Thurmond didn't live to see a member of the GOP do this."

    Dena Hardy Procurement Clerk

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