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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Bush's African Tour

President Bush recently returned from a tour of Africa that supporters say signals U.S. commitment to tackling the continent's problems. What do you think?
  • "This trip demonstrates strong support for Africa in a way that adequate humanitarian aid never could."

    Roland Sutton Purchasing Manager
  • "All I ever hear is Bush, Bush, Bush. When are we getting a new president?"

    Jay McDaniel Conveyor Operator
  • "Did he get his picture taken next to a big pile of skulls? That'd be awesome."

    Hector Castillo Aircraft Mechanic
  • "Africa?! But that place is dangerous! What if he'd been hurt?!"

    Helene Rhodes Teacher
  • "I pray Bush steered clear of Anansi, the trickster spider-god. If not, the president may have learned a few lessons in a manner he didn't appreciate."

    Duane Carr Systems Analyst
  • "Thank God Strom Thurmond didn't live to see a member of the GOP do this."

    Dena Hardy Procurement Clerk
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