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With many crimes now originating on encrypted areas of the internet, many wonder about the so-called dark web and its activities. The Onion provides a primer on this obscured digital space:

Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Bush's New Press Secretary

Fox News anchor Tony Snow was just named the new White House Press Secretary. What do you think?
  • "To make this career-change work, Tony Snow will have to completely reinvent his cufflinks."

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  • "Now that Fox News and the Bush administration have taken their relationship out of the shadows, it’s given me the courage to tell the world about my sister and me."

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  • "It's like I've been saying—what this country needs is regime change, from the Press Secretary's office on down."

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