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With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Bush's New Press Secretary

Fox News anchor Tony Snow was just named the new White House Press Secretary. What do you think?
  • "To make this career-change work, Tony Snow will have to completely reinvent his cufflinks."

    Aaron Coen Veterinary Assistant
  • "Now that Fox News and the Bush administration have taken their relationship out of the shadows, it’s given me the courage to tell the world about my sister and me."

    Jenny Isaacson Midwife
  • "It's like I've been saying—what this country needs is regime change, from the Press Secretary's office on down."

    Chris Hofstra Information Desk Clerk

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