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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Bush's New Press Secretary

Fox News anchor Tony Snow was just named the new White House Press Secretary. What do you think?
  • "To make this career-change work, Tony Snow will have to completely reinvent his cufflinks."

    Aaron Coen Veterinary Assistant
  • "Now that Fox News and the Bush administration have taken their relationship out of the shadows, it’s given me the courage to tell the world about my sister and me."

    Jenny Isaacson Midwife
  • "It's like I've been saying—what this country needs is regime change, from the Press Secretary's office on down."

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