Bush's New Press Secretary

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Bush's New Press Secretary

Fox News anchor Tony Snow was just named the new White House Press Secretary. What do you think?
  • "To make this career-change work, Tony Snow will have to completely reinvent his cufflinks."

    Aaron Coen
    Veterinary Assistant
  • "Now that Fox News and the Bush administration have taken their relationship out of the shadows, it’s given me the courage to tell the world about my sister and me."

    Jenny Isaacson
    Midwife
  • "It's like I've been saying—what this country needs is regime change, from the Press Secretary's office on down."

    Chris Hofstra
    Information Desk Clerk
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