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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Bush's New Press Secretary

Fox News anchor Tony Snow was just named the new White House Press Secretary. What do you think?
  • "To make this career-change work, Tony Snow will have to completely reinvent his cufflinks."

    Aaron Coen Veterinary Assistant
  • "Now that Fox News and the Bush administration have taken their relationship out of the shadows, it’s given me the courage to tell the world about my sister and me."

    Jenny Isaacson Midwife
  • "It's like I've been saying—what this country needs is regime change, from the Press Secretary's office on down."

    Chris Hofstra Information Desk Clerk

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