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Rural Working-Class Archbishops Come Out In Droves To Welcome Trump To Vatican

VATICAN CITY—Arriving in their dusty pickup trucks from as far away as the dioceses of Oria and Locri-Gerace to express their support for a leader who they say embodies their interests and defends their way of life, droves of rural working-class archbishops reportedly poured into St. Peter’s Square today to greet U.S. president Donald Trump during his visit to the Vatican.

Trump: ‘I Am A Very Stupid Human Being’

WASHINGTON—Responding to a damning ‘Washington Post’ report alleging he had shared highly classified information with Russian officials, President Donald Trump addressed the concerns of the press, his fellow government officials, and the public at large Tuesday by announcing that he was an incredibly stupid human being.

Escalating Tensions Lead Trump To Shake Up Inner Circle Of TV Programs

WASHINGTON—Saying the decision arose out of the necessity to weed out certain key members whose values no longer aligned with the president’s, White House spokesman Sean Spicer told reporters Thursday that escalating tensions have led President Trump to shake up his inner circle of television programs.
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Bush's Smallpox-Vaccination Plan

President Bush's smallpox-vaccination plan has sparked controversy, as the vaccine carries a small risk of severe and even deadly side effects. What do you think?
  • "I don't care if thousands of Americans could die–lives are at stake."

    Robert Clausen Architect
  • "I'm sticking with my political party on the whole smallpox issue."

    Meredith <br>Vreeland Homemaker
  • "Will we also be vaccinating against pipe bombs? We know the terrorists have those."

    Richard<br>Edwards Systems <br>Analyst
  • "I'm sticking with my political party on the whole smallpox issue."

    Mitchell Swan Cashier
  • "I'm all for it, but only if I get to vaccinate myself. I have this cool antique lancet I've always wanted to use."

    Maria King Therapist
  • "Call me a paranoid schizophrenic, but I must confess to being fretful about the government forcibly injecting stuff into me. I'm a bit of a worrywart in that area."

    Mark Samuel Contractor

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