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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Bush's Tax Cuts Permanent

Bush wants to make his tax cuts permanent, which would cost $1.4 trillion over 10 years. What do you think?
  • "I don't give a fuck what programs he cuts, just so long as I don't need them right now. No new taxes!"

    Bob McDonald Financial Advisor
  • "These tax cuts are necessary in order to stimulate the economy to the point where we can pay for the tax cuts. Why is that hard for you to understand?"

    Jim Decker Systems Analyst
  • "This could potentially leave a huge deficit for my children and grandchildren, which is perfect revenge for them not visiting me."

    Mary-Ann Rose Line Producer
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