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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Bush's Tax Cuts Permanent

Bush wants to make his tax cuts permanent, which would cost $1.4 trillion over 10 years. What do you think?
  • "I don't give a fuck what programs he cuts, just so long as I don't need them right now. No new taxes!"

    Bob McDonald Financial Advisor
  • "These tax cuts are necessary in order to stimulate the economy to the point where we can pay for the tax cuts. Why is that hard for you to understand?"

    Jim Decker Systems Analyst
  • "This could potentially leave a huge deficit for my children and grandchildren, which is perfect revenge for them not visiting me."

    Mary-Ann Rose Line Producer

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