"These things are being overperformed. I went in for an appendectomy and came out with a healthy baby boy."Kevin Wells Projectionist
"I took fertility drugs, became pregnant with quadruplets, had a C-section three months premature, and my babies were on respirators for four months. Why the fuck haven't I been asked to appear on Oprah?"Brenda Kruse Manicurist
"Wait, they normally push it out of where?"Con McKay Metal Worker
Americans are delivering babies via Caesarean section in record numbers. What do you think?