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Caffeinated Donut Invented

Molecular biologist Robert Bohannon has created pastries with the caffeine equivalent of two cups of coffee. What do you think?
  • "Wouldn't it be easier to just make coffee-soluble doughnuts?"

    Doug Thewlis
    Systems Analyst
  • "That's fine for people who like to be alert and productive, but what about the rest of us?"

    Brittain Mosby
    Pastor
  • "Will America embrace this new product? Only time will—oh, yes, it appears they will."

    Kevin March
    Nanny
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