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Cain Drops Out

After a Georgia woman came forward and claimed she had a 13-year affair with Herman Cain, the former Godfather's Pizza CEO announced he would suspend his campaign for the presidency. What do you think?

  • "That's too bad. He was a serious contender to be president of the United States.”

    Josh Jones
    Revenue Agent
  • "If Herman Cain's entire presidential campaign was engineered solely as an elaborate ruse for a business executive to scapegoat the news media for his serial marital infidelities, I say, brilliant, brilliant work, sir."

    Kenneth Guy
    Machine Burrer
  • "Wow. It takes a special kind of extramarital affair to break up a run for president. She must really be something else."

    Denise Sugarman
    Counseling Psychologist
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