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California Citrus In Danger

The recent west-coast cold snap is jeopardizing the California citrus industry. What do you think?
  • "Oh well. The vodka is the only part of the screwdriver I really want, anyway."

    Francis Hawker
    Corporate Librarian
  • "With the nation's Sunny D supplies at risk, we may all have no alternative but to choose the purple stuff."

    Anna Sinclair
    Stock Broker
  • "Can't some Mexicans just sit on the orange groves to keep them warm?"

    Clark Pramson
    Luthier
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