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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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California Has Nation's Worst Air

According to an annual survey by the American Lung Association, California cities have the worst air quality in the United States. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, but that's only if you measure ‘quality’ by the amount of harmful particulate matter and pollution in the air."

    Leslie Calvert Systems Analyst
  • “Sure, if you focus on the negative. I prefer to think California has the best pollution!”

    Fabrizio Dugmore Tenter-Frame Operator
  • "Note taken: Move to Hollywood and try to become famous. Thanks for encouraging my dreams!"

    Sean Atkins Waiter

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