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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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California Has Nation's Worst Air

According to an annual survey by the American Lung Association, California cities have the worst air quality in the United States. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, but that's only if you measure ‘quality’ by the amount of harmful particulate matter and pollution in the air."

    Leslie Calvert Systems Analyst
  • “Sure, if you focus on the negative. I prefer to think California has the best pollution!”

    Fabrizio Dugmore Tenter-Frame Operator
  • "Note taken: Move to Hollywood and try to become famous. Thanks for encouraging my dreams!"

    Sean Atkins Waiter
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