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Vol 47 Issue 19

Nation Wrestling With Notion Of Mark Cuban Winning NBA Title

DALLAS—Within hours of the Mavericks sweeping the Lakers Sunday to advance to the NBA Western Conference Finals, basketball fans across the United States began preparing themselves for the very real possibility of outspoken libertarian and tech bill...

Career Highlights Of Phil Jackson

Thirteen-time NBA champion Phil Jackson, the man who most thoroughly embodies the idea of the basketball guru, is saying he’ll hang it up now that his Lakers have been eliminated from the playoffs.

Bronx Zoo Loses Peacock

Following a high-profile cobra escape earlier this year, the world-famous Bronx Zoo had a peacock go missing this week.

Area Man Has Some Pretty Shitty Mob Ties

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—Despite local contractor Danny Polazza's frequent claims that "he knows a few guys," friends confirmed Monday that the 42-year-old's ties to the Mafia are actually pretty shitty.
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California Has Nation's Worst Air

According to an annual survey by the American Lung Association, California cities have the worst air quality in the United States. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, but that's only if you measure ‘quality’ by the amount of harmful particulate matter and pollution in the air."

    Leslie Calvert
    Systems Analyst
  • “Sure, if you focus on the negative. I prefer to think California has the best pollution!”

    Fabrizio Dugmore
    Tenter-Frame Operator
  • "Note taken: Move to Hollywood and try to become famous. Thanks for encouraging my dreams!"

    Sean Atkins
    Waiter
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