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Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.

What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.
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California Legalizes Self-Driving Cars

Following heavy lobbying pressure from Google, which has already developed its own fleet of self-driving vehicles, California became the third state in the nation to legalize the use of driverless cars on its roadways. What do you think?

  • “I’m too excited about the next big step: the passengerless car.”

    Suzanne Sudow Rubber Cutter
  • “Alright, I’ll sit in the passenger seat and let that damn thing drive. But I’m going to be good and hammered.”

    Jose Naveira Charter Boat Operator
  • “No matter what, even a robot car has gotta be a better driver than my wife! She recently died in a car accident.”

    E. J. Wimberly Eyeglass Inspector

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