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Vol 47 Issue 21

Restaurant That Never Has Customers Celebrates Fifth Weird Year

CHICAGO—The Royale restaurant near Rogers Park commemorated its fifth weird year of business Monday the same way it celebrated its opening: with a vague attempt to attract customers by stringing brightly colored plastic flags from the mysterious eatery's storefront to a nearby utility pole.

Al-Qaeda's New Leadership

Following Osama bin Laden's death, the Egyptian-born Saif al-Adel has reportedly been named interim leader of al-Qaeda.

Smallpox Destruction Delayed

The World Health Organization has delayed until 2014 its decision on setting a timetable for the destruction of its storehouse of the smallpox virus.
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Scientists Posit Theoretical ‘Productive Weekend’

CAMBRIDGE, MA—Challenging long-accepted scientific convention, a group of leading MIT scientists published a report Thursday positing that, under certain rare and specific conditions, a so-called “productive weekend” is theoretically pos...

California Must Cut Inmate Population

The U.S. Supreme Court upheld a ruling requiring the State of California to remove at least 37,000 inmates from its prisons to reduce overcrowding. What do you think?

  • "Finally, maybe I can meet a man who appreciates the nuances of my bologna sandwiches."

    Jill Binford
    Hotel Clerk
  • "The real problem here is that prison riots aren't killing as many inmates as they used to."

    Keith Davis
    Systems Analyst
  • "Some of them can stay at my house while I’m away on a long business trip. That is, if they don’t mind my beautiful young wife walking around making a racket."

    Calvin Ferreri
    Salesman
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